August 18th, 2004

Coat of Arms

(no subject)

"I need tacos or I'll explode. That happens to me sometimes."-GIR

I, sadly, am an employee of Taco Bell. In a recent conversation with my manager, we determined how long it would take to kick every human being on the planet in the head once. We also determined that it was a prohibitively long amount of time, and therefore the plan should be scrapped. We then ate tacos and buritos until we were contented that, though the entire population of the earth had not been kicked in the head, our stomachs were full.